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The Game of Life Chapter 1 By John Morrison

Mitch Goodman is lying in bed asleep, the room is dark. The sheets are hanging halfway off the bed, and he is snoring loudly. His alarm clock buzzes loudly, he aimlessly slaps at the nightstand. "Shit," Mitch mumbles, as he knocks the alarm on the floor. The noise is distorted, but still remains. "Motherfuckinshitass," He growls as he nearly falls out of bed whacking the top of the alarm finally silencing it. He looks at the time, 8:30. He sighs loudly, lying back down. His eyes slowly close. His eyes open, sunlight streaming in through the window on his face. He squints. "Sonofacock," He growls some more, quickly hopping out of bed. The alarm clock is still on the floor; he grabs it and looks at it. "Ten thirty!" Mitch shouts angrily. "Fuck," He sighs, stumbling naked toward the bathroom. "Ten minutes for shower, five to shave, fifteen to drive, umm eight for the..." Mitch quickly thinks, trying to figure what he has time for. He has three days worth of beard and mustache. "No time," He thinks. Mitch flips on the shower, and turns back around to start brushing his teeth. Teeth cleaned he turns back around and steps into the shower. "Fuck!" He yells, falling backwards into the tub, halfway catching himself on the shower curtain which rips most of the way off the bar. Searing cold water bombards his face and chest, running down the rest of his body, shocking his system. He lays there, eyes wide open, he has large rage-filled breaths. "What the fuck! Are you just fucking fucking with me!" Mitch screams at his ceiling. He sits in the running water for a moment longer. The curtain ...

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