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The Snow Blower (Or, More Things to do in Philly When It's Freezing)this story is part of the FanClub (fm:oral sex, 3088 words)

Author: Chrissie Bentley Picture in profile
Added: Mar 05 2015Views / Reads: 2976 / 1728 [58%]Story vote: 9.65 (26 votes)
Three weeks till the first day of spring, and we're expecting ten inches tonight. And that's not the ten inches that I'd normally welcome. But yesterday evening, a friend dropped off his spare snow blower. And while it was snowing, I blew him.
 


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Well, as conversation starters go, it was certainly an intriguing one. Four of us sitting around after work last night, a quick drink or three to mark Judy's birthday, when suddenly Gareth piped up, "so who saw that study that was published today?"

Three pairs of eyes... one male, two female... turned to look at him. "Which one?" There seems to have been a bunch just lately - everything from how three to five cups of coffee a day will clear your arteries of all known clogs (this is true, look it up!) to... well, whatever. None of which caused as much smirking, chuckling, and then outright laughter as Gareth's next remark.

I'll give you the details, so you can check it if you wish. According to the BJU International Journal of Urology, the average erect male penis measures 13.12 centimeters (5.16 inches) in length, and 11.66cm (4.6 inches) around; and 9.16cm (3.6 inches) by 9.31cm (3.7 inches) when soft. This according to an analysis of more than 15,000 penises around the world.

"Which explains why Walmart was out of tape measures when I went in this morning," said Terry, while I raised my glass to Lisa. "I told you you had a big mouth." She kicked me under the table and we waited for what we assumed was the inevitable grandstanding from our companions. The "I'm glad I'm not average" sort of reassurance with which probably every guy who read that survey responded... before they rushed out to ...

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