Q. How long have you been publishing at ES?
A. Since July of 2007.
Q. What and when was the first story you published here?
A. My first story published here was Desperate. I wanted access to the Fan Club but didn't want to pay for it. I'd been reading stories and checked out the Author's Tools page. I saw that a story only had to have an average score of 7.00 to qualify and thought that maybe I could come up with something.
I am a truck driver with a fairly long local route. Lots of windshield time to come up with ideas and I have a fertile imagination. Some of the time is between radio stations so all there is to do is think -- that and keep the rig between the white lines.
I always check the cars that pass me for attractive women -- like I said, not much else to do. One day, on my way back home, I noticed a woman in a beat up old Volvo slowly passing me. The day was sunny and warm so I didn't think it was unusual that I could see a great deal of her bare chest as she approached. As she slowly came even with me, I saw that the reason her chest appeared so bare was because she was wearing only a type of fishnet shawl with about two-inch squares. The fact that her nipples were fully erect told me that she was excited about it. I gave her a little bump on the horn and she paced me for about ten miles, giving me a good long look.
She was a little chunky around the middle for my tastes but, mmm, nice tits. But that was all it took to get me wondering: what if she had a long trip ahead of her and she was running low on cash? How far would she be willing to go?
That's the only time something like that has happened to me, but I keep looking. Just saying ladies, It won't hurt anyone if you make some trucker's day. As long as traffic's light, a Prius can outrun us anyway. Plus, from our elevated position, we'd be the only ones to see it if you showed a little fur.
Anyway, the response was very positive and I discovered that I liked it and the rest is, as they say, history.
Q. How many stories have you published since then?
A. Interesting question. I have eight other titles on the site, but all but two of those are multiple parts. Does each part count as a story?
Q. I think they do. What was your most recent one?
A. Another interesting question because, ironically, my most recent story, Crystal Peaks, is also the first story I ever wrote.
When I was driving long-haul, I frequently drove from L.A. to Las Vegas on I-15, typically on my was to Salt Lake City. Out in the middle of nowhere is this road. I didn't include its name in the story because I couldn't find it on a map and I couldn't remember exactly how it was spelled. It was something like Zyzyx. Seriously. How would you even pronounce that? At night, this place is pitch black. It doesn't even warrant a street light at the top of the off ramp to illuminate the stop sign. It's like they're saying, "Nothing happens here so if you blow the stop sign, who the fuck cares?"
But it got me to thinking, "If someone were horny enough, a couple could anything they wanted as long as it wasn't right in the middle of the overpass."
I didn't finish the story then, but it kept banging around in the back of my mind until I realized that it would make a perfect sequel to Desperate.
Q. To begin with, what can you tell us about yourself? Three or four points that will help your fans get to know you a little better.
A. I love fucking a woman "doggie style". A narrow waist and that inverted heart-shape of a woman's ass really set me off. If you notice, most of my heros take a moment to admire the view before they slide in when they're taking a babe from behind.
Also, I love to cum in a woman's mouth.
When I'm writing I tend to talk to myself. I hate stilted dialouge so when I come up with an exchange between characters, I'll actually speak it out loud to see if it sounds right. If it doesn't, I'll revise it.
Q. What do you look for in a lover... and what do you look for in a one-night stand?
A. For a one-night stand, a willingness on her part to let me in her pants. What can I say? Not too picky on a one-night stand, though I have to say that I am happily married and physically faithful, so my last one-night stand was probably thirty years ago or so.
For a long term lover, above average looks (though by no means does she need to be model material) and intelligent. I'm sorry, but if I'm having a conversation or telling a story and she can't keep up, either she's not into me or she's stupid. Either way, I get bored.
Q. What's the kinkiest thing you have ever done? And what did you think about it afterwards?
A. When I think of kink, I think of bondage or some strange fetish. If you notice, none of my stories include S and M (though in Sin City there is a mild handcuff scene) or sucking on shoes because they don't interest me. Anything else is straight forward sex.
I did get a blow job in the bathroom at a party from my first high school girlfriend on the night I met her. She swallowed my cum and I loved it. Problem was, during our entire relationship that was as far as she'd go because she wasn't "ready to go all the way yet." Oh well. Got lots of head though.
Q. What is the strangest place you have ever had sex?
A. Front seat of a Volkswagen. I'm not a small guy and she was busty. But limber. Basically, her back was against the dash and her legs draped over my shoulders, the only real point of contact between us being her cunt and my cock. Her left leg was wedged between the headrest and the door and my face had nowhere to go but between her tits. No thrusting here, but more of a gentle rocking. The pressure of her weight on my cock made the climax mind-blowing. She moaned and twitched nicely too.
Q. Big tits or small? Legs or ass?
A. Okay, the chick in the VW was busty but most of the women in my stories -- and in my life -- have been large B or C cups. A friend of mine once explained the difference between excess and surplus to me one night in college. Excess is the amount of tit you can't fit in your mouth. Surplus is the other one. I'm a fan of Surplus, not so much of Excess.
As I've mentioned, I love a nice ass. But if you've got a nice ass, you better have the legs to go with it. Don't scrimp on the Zumba ladies.
Mostly I only have one criteri
A. You can be chunky, have a thick middle or such, as long as your tits stick out further than your gut. Beyond that, variety is the spice of life.
Q. Have you ever met a girl who couldn't fit your cock in her mouth? What did you do instead?
A. I'm not small, but I've never come across a woman who couldn't make my cock feel good with her mouth.
Q. Tell us some of your sexual preferences.
A. Blow jobs, eating pussy, fucking. Not necessarily in that order.
Q. What is it about writing erotica that you most enjoy?
A. Being the God of my own little world. My characters will do exactly what I tell them to do and enjoy it.
Q. Does your partner or any of your friends know that you write? What do they think?
A. Oh, hell no! My wife would definitely consider what I do here as cheating. Which is why I stay as anonymous on the site as I possibly can.
Q. What is your favorite category to write in, and why?
A. I always have a hard time picking a category when I post a story because most of them fit more than one. A story will start out as, say sex at work like Allison's Affair and then evolve into threesomes, group, lesbian, seduction, first time, etc. About the only category I won't do is male on male. Have no interest in it.
Q. How much of yourself do you include in your stories?
A. My method of speech and my sense of humor, of course. Also my fantasies and desires.
Q. Is there anything that happens in your stories that you would really like to try in "real life", but haven't yet been able to?
A. Two women, my cock. I've never been with a woman open to the idea, sadly. Also, I've never had my cock up a woman's ass. Again, never been with a woman open to the idea.
Q. One thing that I love about ES is that you very quickly build up a community of fans, who enjoy writing to and hearing from their favorite authors. Have you ever gone further and started IMing, texting or even met any of your fans?
A. I've had some length ESmail discussions with a couple of ladies. Notably Jillbaby and Echodancer. Spent a great deal of time trying to get Echo to send me a picture of her tits and even wrote a story about how she could go about it. Not one of my most successful efforts, I'm afraid, but they can't all be winners. I finally wore her down though and she sent me an extreme closeup of her hands pushing her tits together. I replied with an image of my cock hovering over the image on my laptop as if I were buried between them.
What can I say about Jillbaby? I love them Brits and she has graced me with an image or two. Such a hottie!
As far as actually meeting any of them -- there really would only be one reason to do so and that would be cheating. Still, if ever I'm in London by myself and Jill is available and willing . . .
Q. How do you feel when you receive negative comments or very low votes from readers?
A. Oh well, can't please every one all the time.
Q. What do you think is the best story you have published here?
A. The Patio. It's my longest by far and was inspired by a story I read on the site about a kid helping a neighbor lady and then fucking her brains out. Problem was that it didn't go far enough and didn't have any setup. If you've read any of my stuff, you know I'm all about setup. Maybe too much. I just don't really like reading stories about people who meet someone and rip their clothes off. I like a story to provide context.
Q. Is there anything else you would like to say to the readers of this interview and your fans? Now is your chance...
A. If you have an idea for a story, take the chance, write it down, put it on the site. The worst that can happen is that no one will like it. But for God's sake, before you start, have an ending in mind. Most of my stories are three parts. A beginning, a middle and an end. The Patio is a single part split into three chapters. Allison's Affair is six parts because that's how long it took to get to the end of the story. These stories with twenty parts are pointless. If I see a story that says part 12/12 I just keep scrolling.
Q. Finally, do you have a website or a blog, where your fans can visit and maybe learn more about you?
A. No website or blog sorry.
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