Tell us about you:
Question: First tell us something about yourself, like name, age, and some other things we would like to know about you...Letís call it a short bio.
Will Buster: My name is Bill and I live about fifty miles North of Buffalo in Ontario. Iíve done some erotic writing and have had many of my works published on www.bondagebookshelf.com . Iím in my late 50ís and currently am conducting an online marketing business. I have a strong background in history and English lit. along with being a baseball fan, classical music buff and an avid reader. I enjoy writing for my many fans.
Question: What are you wearing right now?
Will Buster: A sweat shirt and jeans. I like to be very comfortable around the pad. Even if I were a millionaire I would still dress like a slob.
Question: What do you like the most about writing erotic stories?
Will Buster: It gives me a chance to mentally explore some great fantasies I have had. This includes not only sexual encounters but different time periods and social levels as well.
Question: Does your spouse or significant other know you write, and if so, what does he/she think?
Will Buster: My wife does not know I write novels in this genra.
Question: Is it difficult for you to keep your writing life separate from your professional life?
Will Buster: Not at all. I write when I have some free time and I keep it separate from my work.
Question: How did you come up with your ES nickname?
Will Buster: I designed the name as my alias for erotic writing only. I think the name is catchy and easy to remember. Buster is an excellent pun on bust her. Will Buster is my author name on www.bondagebookshelf.com as well.
Question: What brought you to EroticStories.com? What made you want to stay and become a part of it?
Will Buster: Back in early November 2006, I was cruising the web, looking for some erotic stories to give me some ideas when writing for bondage book shelf. I donít take other peopleís ideas, but what I look for is a two or three word description of a sex act that I can add to my list. Variety of diction is extremely important when writing in this genra. Once I learned what E.S. was all about, I was impressed. The feed back factor is excellent . I can find out which of my stories or chapters need work in order to improve them by the comments and vote scores that I recieve.
Question: What is your favorite part of your body? Why?
Will Buster: My dick of course. During those exciting times when inside a quivering orifice, it feels so divine!
Question: If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
Will Buster: I would get myself a pair of good eyes that have 20-20 capability. I am currently legally blind and it is a bitch, I can tell you.
Question: Boxers v Briefs? / Panties v Thong?
Will Buster: Under pants period.
Question: Whatís the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Will Buster: I wish my wife would stop turning on the television the moment she wakens.
Question: Whatís the question youíve always wanted to be asked, but have never been asked?
Will Buster: Being asked by some hot blonde bombshell if I could please thoroughly service her and her horny sister right now!?
Question: What do you like the most about writing erotic stories?
Will Buster: It gives me the chance to blend realism with my fertile imagination that I like to express. It is fascinating to explore human sexuality in a variety of situations and time periods. I enjoy attempting to use my writing talent to open a new world to the reader, a world, different and exciting, to help him escape from the rigors of modern existence.
Question: How long have you been writing now? How did it all get started and what made you write your first story?
Will Buster: Iíve been writing erotic literature for over two years now. I ended up in the genra almost by default. I wrote some serious novels and sent them out to about forty or fifty morons that claimed to be literary agents. They must have exceptionally powerful crystal balls because they knew my work wasnít what they wanted, even though they never read a word. I was tempted to take a few sample chapters from ďGone With The WindĒ or ďBen HurĒ orĒInnocence AbroadĒ and see if they would turn them down as well. I was writing a mystery novel about a unusual kind of cereal killer and a few sex scenes became appropriate and I found I enjoyed writing about ďclose encountersĒ. So thanks to some very short sighted agents, I am what you see today. A producer of well written smut.
Question: Which story is your personal favorite, the one you enjoyed writing the most, and/or the one holds the best memories or feelings for
Will Buster: I recently wrote a novel for E.S. entitled ďBrown MistressĒ. I believe that overall that was not only my best work of erotic fiction but I enjoyed writing that novel. I was able not only to portray some very exciting carnal encounters but I was able to bring in the important issue of human slavery and the cost of freedom in the real world. It took place in 1787 but the United States is still feeling the effects of the peculiar institution today. I was able to bring most of the major outlooks to the table. What did the slave think? What did the slave owner believe? Who had the courage to speak against slavery in those years? I like most of my stories to have much more than just boy doing girl twenty five times.
Question: Have you ever gotten so turned on while writing that you had to stop to masturbate? What story was it?
Will Buster: On occasion I do. Actually two stories stand out as getting to me. FantaPussy Island and Edwinís Ecstasy seemed to have sent me to the head a few times. Of course those are two novels and there is more opportunity for me to be affected than a short story. Most of the time, I am not seduced by my own work.
Question: Do you write from fantasy or true stories or a combination of both? Please explain or give an example.
Will Buster: I write from fantasy. Being legally blind, women by in large, act as if I have Bubonic plague. I am married but even a social leper like myself gets lucky once and a blue moon. So as a result, I have checked out some porno films to get positional ideas and I read a lot of erotica to get that special flavor of realism in my story. I wrote ďSubmissia BondedĒ which is a short story about some sleazy chick who gets her brains banged out by a guy who is into tying is tricks up. Now I have never been into that. I donít know anyone into that. Yet the story was so accurate in itís detail that someone into bondage sent me an email, asking me for a date. Fancy that? A 57 year old has been is asked to get out the hand cuffs and do some fancy tricks for some horny bimbo? So you donít have to live it to write it. But you do have to do your homework. I do my homework.
Question: Are the characters in your story based on real people, did you make them up, or are they a combination of both?
Will Buster: For the most part they are from my warped mind. I loosely base some of my characters from out of date movies or historical characters but I put quite a bit of my ďinner selfĒ into my male characters. I find the biggest challenge is getting into the mind of the woman because Iíve never been able to accurately determine what makes the sly tramps tick. I rely on reading very well written erotica that gets into the mind of the wench and in this way, I can fill out the female character quite nicely. In Storm Fantasia, I actually write an f/f story and I pulled it off quite nicely considering I am a male and am not into that scene. The mental aspect to sex is almost more important than the physical description of the carnal motions.
Question: What parts of "Yourself" do you put into your characters?
Will Buster: Well considering that I am an overweight, extremely near sighted, over the hill middle aged wreck, absolutely nothing physical of me enters the hallowed pages of E.S. However some of my mental attitudes slip through. I am into consent. I tend to be interspective and I try to trace the motivation behind what the character is doing or saying. My greatest strength is realistic conversations because I have to be a good listener. But most of all, I have a great regard and respect for our ancestors. They did so much with so little. They had none of the advantages that we have today. For that reason, you will never see me condemn a character for being superstitious. Based upon what he was taught he would have been right for his time period. Perhaps the people from the distant past may have been superstitious, ignorant and in some cases ruthless but they werenít stupid. I think they deserve respect from the author as well as the readers.
Question: If there was one trait you could take from one of your characters in your stories, and put it in place in your real life, what would it be and
Will Buster: Give me excellent eyesight and to be 20 again. All the doors would open. I could go into law or medicine or perhaps climb the corporate bean stalk. I have an IQ in the 140ís so I donít think Iíd have any trouble seducing those hour glass nymphs with excellent eye contact and a fat check book. Hubba!
Question: How long does it take for you to write a complete story? How does the process go?
Will Buster: Once I think of a story worth writing, I can usually blast it off in a few hours. Obviously novels take a lot longer. However what I often do is write the story quickly and then leave it for a few days so I can edit it with fresh eyes, well in my case, fresh ears. I have a computer program called JAWS. No it is not an electronic shark! Jaws actually verbalizes text so I can actually hear what I am typing. Itís like that moronic computer on Star Trek, except my computer is smarter!
Question: How do you come up with your story titles?
Will Buster: I write the story first. Then I put myself in the place of the reader. What would be the hook in the title that would draw me to this story? Some of my titles are pretty catchy. Some perhaps are not. Maybe E.S. should have a title challenge contest sometime. Have judging for titles like we do for short stories. I know they have a spot for titles in the judge review but it might be better if focus were directed on that title alone. Anyway I try to seduce the reader with the title.
Question: What is the hardest part of writing a story?
Will Buster: Coming up with a new idea, a new slant, a new way of doing the same old thing. I try to put a little uniqueness into the story. I mean anyone can read about how Jane did Bob. But what if they are in the middle of a hurricane or what if they are getting it on in a menís room or what if the father is an arrogant moron like in ďLove Story?Ē Probably that is why ďtrue storiesĒ have appeal because in some way they are unique or at least perceived to be unique.
Question: Have you ever done research for a part of a story you didnít have any knowledge about or maybe for a sex scene?
Will Buster: Recently I did some research for ďLegal EaseĒ, a romantic novel that I wrote for E.S. and itís about Victorian Boston. I had to check up on a few museums and social events of the time period. Currently I am doing quite a bit of research for a historical, science fiction novel called, ďThe Last PharaohĒ. With regard to sex scenes, I dimly recall partaking in such activities at some time in the distant past. However I do a lot of reading of erotic stories to make sure my memory isnít defective in regards to carnal connections. Some of my trysts between marriages helped. Believe it or notÖI was in the swinging scene about 1980. Talk about slut wives!
Question: If a movie was ever made of one of your stories, which story would you want it to be, and who would play the lead characters?
Will Buster: Now thatís a poser. Assuming that the erotic novel would be made into a serious porno flick as opposed to a no brainer porno flick than I would go with ďBrown MistressĒ. There are some very hot sex scenes but there is also a lot of social commentary. If you are looking for the disconnect brain and watch the animals play, than FantaPussy Island is the ticket. In FantaPussy Island, Lana could be played by Amber Lynn or Amber lynn type. The gent could be played by the major heroic star from Kingdom of Heaven. As far as Brown Mistress, Anthony Hopkins plays the doctor, McCuien plays the preacher. mcCuien played a chilling interpretation of Edward the first in Brave Heart. Gena Jameson can play as one of the aristocratic nymphs and the black slave could be played by Hallie Berry.
Question: Do you have any secret stories you donít want to publish for the public? Do you publish your stories on other sites besides EroticStories.com
and if so, why? Have you ever been published on paper?
Will Buster: I have no secret stories as of this moment. I do some e publishing on www.bondagebookshelf.com . I have never had the opportunity to commit my epochs to print because of the afore mentioned idiot agents.
Question: When you receive negative comments do you just ignore them, build from them, or let it put a negative image over the story itself, and let it
hinder your writing?
Will Buster: You know, I welcome constructive criticism. Sure itís nice to think that youíve written a novel worthy of John Updike or Thomas Hardy but the reality is that if I were the God of the Muse, I probably wouldnít be writing for E.S. With that humbling perception in mind, I do try to incorporate the ideas that are sent to me if possible. However I wonít destroy the integrity of a story for anyone. What I canít stand is when someone sends in a vote of one and the comment is ďWell itís not my bag.Ē If you donít like the story, donít vote on it at all. The votes are there for evaluation purposes and I canít stand it when someone sends out a one and then I check his or her story and it turns out to be utter trash. I write a lovely chapter and get a one when he writes a pile of garbage worth a negative one. I think a lot of writers on this site feel the same way. Hey, a five or a six gives us the message. I think the lowest score I ever gave was a four and the story was pathetic. That all being said, I do welcome honest comments and opinions, just be fair is all I ask.
Question: Do you also enjoy reading erotic stories? Which categories do you enjoy the most? Do you like true stories or fantasies?
Will Buster: I enjoy reading well written erotica. I prefer fantasy as opposed to true stories because I find many of the ďtrueĒ stories tend to be quite mondain. If I want the ordinary, all I have to do is turn on the news. When I read erotica I want something different and exciting. I like many of the straight categories but perhaps science fiction is my favorite. I was originally twisted by Twilight Zone and later by Monty Python. I also like Romantic novels when they come out. However, if you want to get a feel for my romantic/erotic style, give Debbie Does Dodge a whirl. Itís about the old west and Doc Holliday gets a few scenes. You can also try the Edwin trilogy. Iíve gotten very nice comments and scores for this medieval epoch in three moderate sized novels. I really tried to bring Norman England to life.
Question: Do you vote on other author's stories? How do you decide what score to give when you do?
Will Buster: I vote quite a bit. Usually I send a comment with my vote. I must say I rarely go below a seven unless the authorship is utterly boring or pathetically written. I give out tens if I am riveted to the story. I like to be surprised or drawn into the passions of the couple or couples. I want the descriptions to be so well done that I can taste the pussy and feel her as she grinds her slutty hole on my impertenant pecker. I want to hear her sucks as she gives me head. I want to be there! Hey I can read lack luster sex scenes anytime. I want the best when I read about girl doing guy. But more than that, I like an interesting story. A good background can make or break the story. How does the seduction proceed? What financial factors turns the girl into a hooker? Was her orgasm drug enduced and if so how did she figure it out? Is the hero of our story more interested in running for office or dipping his wick in some simmering chick? What is the motivation for the characters? Those are the things that drive a story beyond the mere sevens of this world.
Question: Do you send other authorís comments or feedback on their stories?
Will Buster: Quite frequently. I find most of the problems with the stories is improper diction and vocabulary techniques. Vocabulary expansion is the key to making those 8.1 stories into 9.1 stories. I wonít send a comment unless I have something valuable to say.
Question: Do you have a favorite author on ES? What makes them your favorite?
Will Buster: Probably Hummingbird 7 and Crouching Budah.They both write in the science fiction area. I find I havenít had enough time to read very widely. Iíve read some writers on this site that are quite good that being said I am always checking out new material, looking for a special phrase or even a key word that I can use in one of my future stories. My scores have been going up as I have done a little studying of other writers work.
Question: When you read a story do you: A. Touch yourself and come around the same time one of the characters do? B. Touch yourself but wait for the end
to come? C. Touch yourself but wait until after you finish the story to come, such as after going to bed? D. Not touch yourself until you are finished
and then continue thinking about the story and come? E. Any other variation you may do? (Please tell us what it is)
Will Buster: On those rare occasions when a story really hits me, I read till the finish and then hit the john. Sometimes I will get off in bed because for the last five years, her royal highness hasnít been very enthusiastic. Itís a classic lack-a-nooky existence. You know, people go down hill after 50 with that dread Hawaiian disease?. Oh to be twenty again.
Question: Do you enjoy the visual side of erotica, as in porn movies or pictures? If so, do you have any favorites?
Will Buster: I used to enjoy watching porn when I could see better. I wouldnít say I had any specific favorites although when I did bother watching them, I preferred the disconnect your brain kinds where those chicks were getting rammed for two straight hours. I mean if I want to watch War and Peace, I wonít be turning on a skin flick. My favorite scene would be a hot tramp getting double or even triple penetration. I like the sounds she makes as she ripples from climax to climax.
Question: Do you remember the first pornography you ever saw? Tell us about it?
Will Buster: Actually there are two answers to that
Question. My first introduction was late in high school. Iíd go down to some local store and druel over playboy or Man to Man or some other skin mags. In those distant days, they only showed boobs and legs. The pussy was always hidden until the early 1970ís. Well maybe I didnít look in the right places. Later I saw my first porn film in 1975. It was a story about some hooker spy in San Francisco who was hired to kill some fat cat. She was a hot brunette with the morals of an alley cat. The very first scene I saw was when I was getting into my seat, I saw this stacked hot brunette in the doggie position screaming filthy language while his cock rammed her from behind like a jack hammer. Needless to say when I attended those movies I discretly jacked off watching those foxy dames getting it shoved in either hole or sucking mouth. I couldnít believe that women loved to do that because my wife wouldnít even dream of sucking me. It was a revelation and even today a few of those scenes still haunt me especially one movie where a guy gets down by a breath taking brunette and a stunning blonde on the satin sheets for two hours of non stop orgasm. God those whimpering screams! Hubba!.
Question: Have you ever participated in erotic photography? If so, please tell us about it. If not, would you rather be the photographed or the photographer?
Will Buster: I have never been in a porn film nor am I likely to with my big belly and plain face. However if I were to be in such a situation, I would definitely wish to be photographed because it would mean that I was getting laid by a hot, foxy teen tramp or tramps with all the moves and moans. How is that for wishful thinking? Big Bad Billy gets laid, blown and eaten by a brace of late teen blondes who are certified nymphos. What a way to go! Be still my 57 year old heart!
Question: What do you wear to bed?
Will Buster: conservative pajamas. Her orders.
Question: Do your sex life and writing have any correlation with each other??
Will Buster: Donít I wish!
Question: How would you rate your willingness to try new things in bed?
Will Buster: I would try almost anything that didnít involve pain. But unfortunately it takes two to tango. Queen Kong doesnít like anything except missionary and sometimes I get her from behind on our sides. Fifteen minutes or less. She watches the clock! End of story.
Question: Whatís the kinkiest thing you have done in your life?
Will Buster: Without question, back in the early eighties I hired two hookers to do me for an hour. One was a hot petite blonde and the other was a chocolate honey. They were sooo good. I only had a duo three times in my life and I had to pay each time but that was the kinkiest time I ever had. That blonde did the reverse cowgirl like you wouldnít believe. I can still feel her strokes and that was over twenty years ago.
Question:Do you have any fantasies that you would like to fulfil?
Will Buster: Oh yeah! I find the lamp and the Genie comes out and grants me the big three. A billion tax free dollars, a two hundred year life span at age twenty and damned good eyes. At that point I can hire, if I have to, a harem of three or four fiery young foxes that would make Hugh heffner jealous. Then I would lie back at pool side and take them on two at a time so my cock and mouth would be fully occupied. Hey thatís my fantasy. Lots and lots of nooky and the time to enjoy it. Wouldnít that be lovely? Getting laid by horny little sluts for two hundred years? Hey, thatís fantasy! What is your opinion about sex toys? Do you have any toys yourself and if so, do you like to use them?
Will Buster: I have never owned one. Rosy palm does just fine when Queen Kong is not in the mood and she is almost never in the mood.
Question: What do you think about solo sex?
Will Buster: Sure beats nothing.
Question: What are your favourite; and least favourite positions?
Will Buster: My least favorite is doggie style but thatís because Iím old and lazy. My favorite is girl on top. Let her do the work. When I was younger I preferred the missionary position because I could lay down the law but Iím old now. So girl on top works for me. The problem is that Queen Kong is old to.
Question: Do you believe in one night stands?
Will Buster: If I can get away with it but Queen Kong is hard to evade.
Question: What makes someone sexy to you?
Will Buster: In the old days when I could see better, fat girls were a turnoff. I especially liked girls that wore sexy nylons. Now all they have to do to be sexy to me is say ďdo meĒ. However, being the old wreck that I am, I havenít heard those magic words in a long time. Back in the eighties, I had threes and fours turn me down because I couldnít see good. Thatís why I had to pay. Wife number two was virtually mail order. I guess she didnít know what a worthless, near sighted failure she was getting linked up to.LOL!
Question: What is a major turn on for you during sex?
Will Buster: Getting it. Assuming that occurs I like to hear the woman talk real dirty but that is secondary to the exercise and at my age, sex is exercise.
Question: What is a major turn off for you during sex?
Will Buster: When the wife watches the clock so I donít go past fifteen minutes. She wants me out of there as fast as possible. She is allergict to everything including me.
Question: Sex-talk. Do you like or dislike talking during sex?
Will Buster: I love hot talk at the right moments. I prefer the girl to do most of the talking. Itís like having your own little private porn flick. I donít talk much because I have to make sure I get enough oxygen in my system so I donít pass out while Iím trying to do my duty.
Question: In bed or on the kitchen table?
Will Buster: Anywhere is fine with me. Getting it is the goal. Hell Iíll do it in the fucking driveway if sheís willing.
Question: What is your favourite or most memorable moment in bed?
Will Buster: My first time. It was so exciting. It was an adventure. It was like the fucking pilgrims discovering a new continent. I was in her and I couldnít stop until Iíd filled her. It was like some intangible force drove me and I could have been offered a million dollars to stop and I would not have been able to at that moment. Hey it was my first time! What did I know? And Last but not least...
Question: Is there anybody on this site, who you would like to see interviewed? Why?
Will Buster: Hummingbird 7. Some of his novels are brilliantly written. The preacher man is excellent. Itís in the science fiction section and it is well done. Heís an excellent writer.
Question: Do you notice any differences between the "younger" writers on here, and between the "older writers" of this site?
Will Buster: I find that more of the younger writers have a lot to learn about English useage. They tend to have more trouble discovering proper use of verb tenses and many of their stories are simply shallow. This is not entirely their fault. Schools arenít doing a good job when it comes to written skills. The older crowd usually has something to say and they have naturally stored up a wider vocablulary and of course life experience tends to make them aware of what is going on inside the participants. That being said, a few younger writers do achieve wonders. Iím just talking about a general trend. Also aI define a younger writer as being under 30.
Just a few more questions...
Question: You are #14 on the ďTop 100 favourite authorsĒ list. How does it feel to know you have 225 people that have favorited you?
Will Buster: Apart from the fact that I must be doing something right, I find their loyalty gratifying and humbling. To think a legally blind nobody can write and have other people enjoy his stories is amazing. Itís like Iíve made so many new friends on this site.
Question: Is there anything else you would like to say to the readers of this interview and your fans? Now is your chance...
Will Buster: First of all , I apreciate the wonderful comments Iíve gotten from most of you. I enjoy your comments and your insights. Iíve made a few discrete friends on this site who regularly joke with me and castigate me for my authorial shortcomings. I had one fan send me a four paragraph discussion as to why men and women in the medieval period were most definitely doing it in the doggie position. After such a lengthy dissertation in which fact and logic combined to show me the error of my ways, I proceeded to make sure that the doggie style was performed by two of my impassioned Medieval characters in the very next chapter. Hey fan, when you are right, you are right. God bless you all!
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