Horny Guy has been with us since February 2008, since when he has published twenty stories, under two different names. The first, appropriately enough, was titled "My First Time"; the most recent, also self-explanatory, was "One Reason I Love Porn Movies." More to come soon, he promises.
Q. First, is there anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?
Just about everything I write is a true story. I have written one story that was made up, at the request of a friend who wanted to try to get his wife to swing. Other than that, they are pretty much written as I lived them.
Q. How and when did you begin writing erotic stories?
I started writing stories because I thought it was going to be a paid job. I was looking for a writing job and stumbled across the site. Even after I realized it wasn't a paying job, I kept going cause I like it so much. Everytime I put a story into words, it's like I am re-living it all over again.
Q. Have you published anywhere other than ES.com?
Not at this time.
Q. What is it about writing erotica that you most enjoy?
I really like going through the memories of what I have experienced. My wife and I like to talk during sex, usually about our past experiences. Writing stories is a way to keep it fresh in my mind.
Q. What is your favorite category to write in, and why?
Threesomes seem to be what I write most about. Probably because it's what I've done the most of. But Slut Wife also applies. Some of them could be both. When my wife sucks off myself and another guy and gets nothing done to her, is that a 3some because there's 3 of us there or is it slut wife because that's how she's acting?
Q. How much of yourself do you include in your stories?
Well, since they're all about me and my experiences, I would say 100% of me is in there.
Q. Is there anything that happens in your stories that you would really like to try in "real life", but haven't yet been able to?
Not really. Since I write about what I've done, it's all pretty much a been there done that type of thing.
Q. Does your partner or any of your friends know that you write? What do they think?
My wife knows, she's fine with it but would rather re-live the experiences with me while having sex rather than reading it. I have some friends who know. For the most part, they like what I write. A couple of them actually love my stories and can't wait for the next one. I had one girl that I work with tell me all about how she likes to lay in bed and read them while she slowly caresses herself, getting her nipples hard and slowly working her way down to her..... sorry, I guess that's a story in itself. Another time perhaps.
Q. What, if any, difficulties do you face when writing - erotic writing difficulties and general writing difficulties? And how do you overcome them?
Memory is my biggest problem. I like to be as thorough as possible but sometimes it's hard to remember every little detail. That's why I don't go into too much description of the people. Readers can use their imagination. I would rather concentrate on what happened and make sure I get it right.
Q. How about in more general terms - how do you feel about the "outside world"'s perception of erotic writing?
I think most people like reading erotic stories. Romance novels are very popular for a reason. I think, like strippers and porn, most people like it but never admit it. My wife is actually one of those people. She would never say that she's turned on by erotic stories, but when I do convince her to let me read a few to her, the wet spot in her panties tells me she like what she heard.
I did a survey once of women, and asked them if there was a male strip club in our town, would they go to it. Most seemed repulsed by the idea and said "no way". Others said maybe once in a while. Very few said absolutely yes. Those seemed to be the drunk ones. However, I've been to strip clubs when it was "girl's night", women lose their friggin minds when the guys start dancing. They go nuts. So, it's safe to say that like that scenario, most people who seem to shun erotic writing are probably closet freaks and can't wait to check the site to see if there's anything new.
Q. One thing that I love about ES is that you very quickly build up a community of fans, who enjoy writing to and hearing from their favorite authors. Do you have any favorite topics that have surfaced in these "conversations"?
I have made a few friends here. Most have come and gone, but a couple have stuck around to become even better friends. We talk about the stories, our past and present experiences and "what if" we ever met.
Q. How do you feel when you receive negative comments or very low votes from readers?
Honestly, I really couldn't care less. Its nice getting the good feedback and high votes, but not everyone is going to like what I do. I do, however, respond to the negative feedback with a correction or explanation. Sometimes people take the wrong thing from a story and as the author, it's up to me to set it straight. I've actually had people try to prove that a story was impossible. No way it could have happened. But they usually have the facts mixed up.
Over time, I find that those people are generally the ones who end up telling me they wish their husbands or wives would get into some of the stuff we read/write about on ES. So I think most of the negative stuff is part jealousy. Although one person a long time ago criticized me for not having paragraphs. Just one big long story. I have since corrected it, I agree with him now, but for the life of me..... you're reading a story about a man and his friend double teaming his wife as the pussy juices run down her leg onto the floor, and you can only think about paragraphs????
Q. What kind of stories would you never write?
Stories with kids and cuckold. I can't see the turn on with either subject. I would never do either in real life, so I would never write about it.
Q. And do you read, and respond to, other writers on the site? Who are your favorites?
I usually give feedback to every story I read. Unless I don't like it. then I just move on. There are some that are better than others, but the "Wife Swap" stories from Lisa Peacock, so far, I enjoy the most. Hopefully we'll get more soon. Computer issues. Isn't technology great?
Q. Do you remember the first pornography you ever saw?
It was "The Ultimate O" with (the now banned from porn) Stacey Donovan, Nina Hartley in one of her first roles ever, PJ Thomas. It was a story about a woman joining a cult and the attempted coup of the leader, Matthew by Stephanie. Not that I remember ALL the details. But it was the first time I'd ever seen people having sex. My older brother left it in his VCR and I found it by accident.
Q. Do you have any fantasies that you would like to fulfill?
I would like to be in the middle of a HUGE orgy. Just 80,000 people all fucking and sucking and licking. I think, after that, I would like to actually meet with a person I've met on here and fuck her brains out. She knows who she is.
Q. What is a major turn on for you during sex?
Well, porn is one. But that's probably a given. I love it when a woman talks during sex. Not yelling or screaming my name. I really could care less if a woman yells my name or my brother's name during sex. It's my cock inside her, why do I care who she's thinking about. He's not the one feeling good at the moment. I am. But I like when a woman tells me what she wants and how something feels. Watching porn and having a woman comment on what's going on in the movie REALLY does it for me too. Especially when she says she likes what she's seeing.
Q. How about a major turn off?
Biting, pain of any kind, food, cuckold stuff, and dead, motionless, lifeless, gotta stick a mirror under her nose to see if she's breathing sex really just doesn't get me going.
Q. How do you feel about same sex relationships, both personally and as a writer?
Personally, I don't care. It's your thing, do whatcha wanna do. As a writer, I don't really know. I've never written about that kinda thing. Well, other than women getting it on in my stories, but that's not really a relationship, it's just fucking. Eating and licking, to be precise.
Q. Do you explore these feelings, positive and negative in your stories?
As I said, man on man has never come up. Women on women has come up, and I write it as it happened. I can't think of a time when it wasn't positive.
Q. How long does it take for you to write a story? Could you talk us through the process?
It usually takes me a matter of minutes to write a story. If it takes more than that, I throw it out and start over. I think of what I want to write about, sit down and start at the beginning and end at the end and I'm done. Now, I will go back and read it later, only to make sure that it reads ok. I get so caught up in writing and re-living what happened, that sometimes I realize later that I was rambling or something doesn't quite make sense. But pretty much, I rely on my memory of the events to take me through the writing process, and I write it as it happened.
Q. What do you think is the best story you have published here?
"Our first of many" is probably my favorite one since it is a recount of my wife and me having our first threesome. It was also probably my favorite threesome or experience period. "The perfect Blowjob" is probably the one I liked writing the most. Who knows, maybe there's something in store for me that will top both of them. One can only hope.
Q. Is there anything else you would like to say to the readers of this interview and your fans? Now is your chance...
Thanks to everyone who has me as a favorite and who votes and leaves feedback. Pics are always appreciated. Preferably ones where I can at least see a nipple.
Q. Finally, do you have a website or a blog, where your fans can visit and maybe learn more about you?
I have neither and probably never will. If you want to learn more, email me here or at email@example.com and I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
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