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It's not that I wish to cast aspersions towards all woman similarly bestowed with fair hair, I'm sure that you all have advanced intelligence, commonsense and wit. Over the years, however, much to my delight, I have had the good fortune to meet several charming ladies who have been, shall we say; intellectually challenged!

If there were one fine example of womanhood that would prove the adage of my title true, then it would have to be my wife, Joy. Blonde haired down to the last curly tress on her beautiful pubic mound, Joy generally lives up to her name. She's not petite, but neither is she Amazonian; at 5' 5"and about 135lbs she has a stature and figure that many women would happily kill for. One of her most alluring features is her chest; 36DD breasts that she usually forces into a half-cup bra beneath a low cut top. Joy is always the life and soul. It's not that she's really stupid, it's just that sometimes she can be very gullible. She also has an amusing habit of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time! For example; we had some friends round to our house a few weeks ago and Roger had run out of smokes.

"The only place you could go now would be the 11-7." Said Joy in response to Roger's enquiry.

I laughed at her obvious mistake. "I think you've got that the wrong way around, hon!"

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