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You will recall, if you have been following my adventures closely, that I was given a list of potential culprits in the disappearance of a jewel-filled statuette, commonly called an Ollie, which was the property of Hollywood legend Louise Randall, whom I boffed. Whew. That's a lot of recap in one sentence, and it's all you're going to get from me. For more, please consult prior installments.

So...there I was, list in hand, preparing to engage in a process of elimination. It is 1946 and I am Sam Slade, private dick to stars, starlets, and whores. But that's redundant.

The first name on the list was one Ethel Dix (perhaps the illegitimate daughter of Richard, but I doubted it) who lived in a bungalow court on Las Palmas. I prowled over, gave her door a knock, and she appeared. Not bad for the mousey type, she had brown hair, a trim little figure, and a pert face which was devoid of makeup except for a dab of lipstick. She was wearing a simple dress and no shoes or stockings.

Looking me over suspiciously, she asked, "What the shit are YOU selling?"

I was about to tsk-tsk her for the vulgarity, which was an uncommon issuance from the mouths of ladies in those days, but Bogie wouldn't have done that. He was cool and, as you know, I always strived to be like him, so I gave her my stiff-lipped grin. ...

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