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Cum Pirates of the 97th Century by juanwildone

The Monastery Get. Get. Get. Get.? "Get me a blanket son."? "Get one of the Brothers to drop by my room at 7."? "Get another bottle of wine for me young man."

I headed down into the wine cellar grabbing my crotch while thinking, 'I got your GET right here old man.'

You have no idea how much it sucks to be raised as an orphan on a monastic planet... no idea. All day long, 'do this son' or 'could you get that for me youngster?' Running around for a bunch of old farts telling other old farts how to live, what to think. Really, you just have no idea.

After delivering the bottle I headed for the kitchen. I'd barely started my lunch when the building shook. We occasionally had planet quakes; I knew what those felt like. This was different more like an impact. The second time the building shook it was definitely from an impact.

I smiled, because impacts meant uninvited guests, or space pirates, and space pirates meant a break in this otherwise dull and boring life of mine. Pirates had "raided" the planet many times before. Raided is probably too descriptive a word. It was usually more of a performance and a spectacle then anything else. Oh sure they'd do a little ...

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