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Humiliated in the End by Nikita © 2005

Her birthday is October 1. Nikita feels like a woman half her age. Any mention of her birthday puts her in an a state of torment because she doesn't like that kind of attention. At this point in her life, she would love to get a clit piercing, but it is a pipe dream for her. Always the pragmatist, she dreads the raised eyebrows and flurry of lectures at the gynecologist's office.

She regularly corresponds with a male friend and as always, is as blunt as a hammer about everything. This is the birthday email.

G:

It is Friday morning, my eyes are half open. Coffee sets in motion what mother nature takes it's time to do, heh, heh.

Kick off the day music, gets the blood going. . .

Let's Get Party Started by the ever exciting Pink

"Pumping up the volume, breakin down to the beat. . ."

Today, I have my annual pussy checkup. There will be plenty of time in the waiting room to ponder about the number fifty. I remember my last ...

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