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Only a Lark By Jenny Mount

It was a lark. My best friend, Josie, and I have a weekly Thursday night thing. We get together to get out of the house and go eat, or shop. Sometimes we eat and shop. Call us wild and crazy.

This particular Thursday night, Josie and I happened upon a novelty store, Adult Paradise, and we were in luck. Thursday was Ladies Night. All the sex toys were half off and the videos were buy-one-get-one-free. With titles like Angel of Sin and Another One Bites My Muff, how could we resist?

Since I lost my boyfriend a few weeks ago, this was exactly the kind of luck I needed. Okay. No, I didn't physically lose him. He's still around, taking up space in my house. He's just interested in everything else but me. He has projects, a shop, and a million dollars in power tools.

In truth, it wasn't a lark and we didn't just happen upon the store. I found it in the Yellow Pages. I was too chicken to go by myself and too proud to admit to Josie that things sucked at home. It's not as easy on girls as it is guys. Society expects men to be horny all the time. Women are to defer any urges until the male stumbles in the bedroom and conveniently falls on top. That's why we sleep naked...just in case.

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