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Ad placed by Andre (8 slender inches) and Mike (7 thick inches) in the local weekly newspaper:

- - - - Power Drills: GBM's, Strong, hard, silent seven- and eight-inch power drills seek tight BWM or SWM who seeks filled fantasy experience for multiple drill role play says-no-but-wants-yes bottom. Call Mike at 945-6036. - - - -

Ad Rob saw instead in the local weekly newspaper and decided later to respond to:

- - - - Power Drills: Set of strong, hard, silent power drills for sale. Multiple-drill set, including seven- and nine-inch power drills. Call Mac at 945-8279. - - - -

Telephone number Rob called after scanning through the paper the next day for the number he wanted to call: 945-6036. A very friendly voice on the other end of the line told him to come right on over and gave him the address.

Mike answered the door.

"Hi, I'm Rob. I called about the power drills you have."

"Well, hello, Rob. Come on in. God, you looked ripped, man. What a lucky ...

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