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"Christmas Wishes Aren't Always What They Seem"

Jay sat by the Christmas tree watching the fire. Flames flickered merrily in the fireplace, sending light and warmth through the room. The Christmas tree lights added a soft glow to the side of his strong jaw and the fire added its own. Soon it would be midnight, that magical hour when the day changes, the night is half over and horniness generally raises its head, so to speak. He glanced down and sure enough wood, unrelated to the tree, had arisen. It made quite a sight tenting his shorts.

Thoughts of Deana had triggered that rise, especially pondering her bust-line. Jay considered taking matters into hand, but resisted. It wouldn't be right, no, not on Christmas Eve night! He sighed, then he shifted, trying to keep from getting bent. No one likes bent wood, it hurts like the dickens! He stared into the fire, half-wishing for relief. But none seemed to be coming. Santa was definitely late. Surely he would bring what he wanted, Deana in nothing but a bright red bow! That was his Christmas wish for sure, if only the big guy would only show.

He grew drowsy as he held vigil; his eyes started drooping. Sleep was catching up with him; soon he would be down and out. Jay lay next to the Christmas tree asleep with his wood. The flames guttered and then went out. Faint sounds came down the chimney flue from the rooftop. ...

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