Gentlemen, Please Start Your Pussies (fm:exhibitionism, 8468 words) | |||
Author: Sarah_and_Tex | |||
Added: Sep 07 2008 | Views / Reads: 7369 / 5219 [71%] | Story vote: 9.43 (14 votes) | |
A talk on sex at the Lodge becomes show and tell | |||
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Gentlemen, Please Start Your PussiesBy Sarah_and_Tex
"It has come to my attention that over the past several years some of you gentlemen out there are not happy. It seems there is a major lack of female companionship, which has led to a general decline in sex and a marked increase in masturbation. Some of you blame it on your lack of looks, your lack of money or your lack of penile size."
He paused. "The Spam in my e-mail box would have me believe the last one."
There was a quiet giggle from the curtain to Tex's right.
"Some of you fools even blame it on the increase in the lesbian population," Tex continued, shaking his head. "True, they do have a distinct advantage in several areas, but this particular problem can be overcome. In fact, once you start thinking with the big head instead of the little one you'll be able to learn their advantages."
"Basically, they have pussies and you don't. And I'm not just talking about their girlfriends playing between their beautiful thighs. No, I'm talking about the ones they were born with and that's the key to the whole thing. That's whole with a "W" for you slow boys there in ...
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