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Note: This story was inspired by a humorous picture I saw on the 'net.

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Linda was in the living room, feet on the ottoman, waiting for Access Hollywood to come on. She heard the front door open. Rufus called, "Hey, Babe!"

"Hey, Doofus," she answered. She heard his footsteps walking toward the back, followed by the sound of the refrigerator door opening. She heard a can being popped open.

He walked into the living room. "What's that on the kitchen floor?"

"Cum," she answered nonchalantly.

"Huh?"

"You remember last night, you had just changed the channel from Motel Security: Newark to your hockey game."

"Yeah."

"I asked you to change it back, and you told me, 'Get back in the kitchen.'" ...

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