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"An old farmer was pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and he started lecturing the farmer about his speed. He did his best to make the farmer uncomfortable but eventually got around to writing the ticket.

As he wrote he had to swat at several flies that were buzzing around his head.

"Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?" asked the farmer.

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and looked up. "Well yeah, if that's what they are" he said. "I never heard of circle flies before though."

"Oh, they are pretty common on farms" said the farmer. "We call them circle flies because they are always circling the back end of a horse."

"I see" the trooper said as he continued writing the ticket. All of a sudden he stopped and looked at the farmer. "Hey...wait a minute; are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

"Oh no officer" said the farmer. "I have far too much respect for law ...

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