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Later, in the secret passageway, I had to bring Mrs. White up to date on what had happened to her during her interrogation of Professor Plum.

"I had his cock in my mouth?" Mrs. White asked, surprised and delighted.

"Yes," I said testily. "The whole damn thing."

"That's great," she said. "I always dream about sucking cock."

"Me too," I mumbled.

"I just wish I could remember it."

"Well," I said grumpily, "I'll remember it for you."

"Thanks," she said. "You don't think Professor Plum is responsible for the murder?"

"No," I said. "If Mr. Boddy was sending him videotapes of you masturbating and Ms. Scarlet getting pronged up the ass, he wouldn't do anything that would stop the flow of free pornography." She looked unconvinced. "Trust me," I told her. "Pornography is very expensive these days."

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