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Hemerrhoids and hand jobsthis story is part of the FanClub (fm:asian/oriental, 1696 words)

Author: twistedtraveltales Picture in profile
Added: Apr 21 2014Views / Reads: 752 / 434 [58%]Story vote: 8.73 (11 votes)
In Bangkok after a wild ride through Cambodia and Laos, my ass screams from the volatile hemerrhoids on my ass and a lucky turn leads to a happy ending massage

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The agony in my ass was furious and all consuming, so my first tearful stop was the pharmacy. The pebble that screamed between my butt cheeks was now a dull constant ache that reached my finger tips. Why after all these years of evolution, would man, who can fly to the moon, have to suffer this? I was in a horrifying state, the pain absorbed all of my thoughts and just as I was close to crying out for help, for the second time on my holiday the Angels sung for me.

That little green and blue cross is the same in every language and hallelujah to the motherfucker who invented it. There she was, amnesty, pharmacy whatever you wanna' call it. At that point, soothing ass relieving cream that's what I called it. I went in there, all confidence chewed up like cows cud, and with a held back tear said, ‘Haemorrhoid cream please.' She knew the word, I wasn't the only man to ever ask for haemorrhoid cream. But fuck it's embarrassing man, like asking for condoms and some KY jelly.

Like a crab with the winning lottery ticket, I edged outta' that place before making my way up two flights of stairs to the public toilets. Some people I know don't like to sit on public loos in case they catch something. I always wonder if I'm the guy they're worried about. I smeared that creamy cooling goo in and around my tender throbbing ring hole, the soothing effect working its magic almost straight away. The heavens had opened and for the first time in two weeks the most prominent thought in my mind was not this grizzly shard of hell buried ...

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