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The Broken Penis.

As a nurse I have heard some really funny stories in my time (involving sex) yet, the sad truth is, even I have had a few misadventures in the bedroom.

In a hospital, your privacy and dignity are Parmount, well unless it is something the nurses can gossip about. Over the years, I've heard stories from my hospital and other hospitals where people have been admitted to accident and emergency with some strange problems.

How about the lucky guy who was fucking his wife in the ass and his penis broke? By all accounts, a paramedic had to give him opioids, the pain was that bad, I bet it wasn't as bad as his wife having to explain to the male doctor how it happened.

How about the young lady who was admitted to hospital with a dildo stuck in her anal cavity? Not only was she found in a kneeling position and transported to hospital that way, but every man and his dog could see what the problem was. She eventually had to have surgery to have the offending item removed. And finally.

How about the randy couple having a hard anal session, she farted, he laughed, fell off the bed and gave himself a prolapsed disc. If you ask me that's a pretty painful sex session. ...

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