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Author: Just Plain Bob
Added: Nov 21 2012Views / Reads: 4043 / 2467 [61%]Story vote: 9.09 (33 votes)
Another Landing Strip story.
 

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"An old farmer was pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and he started lecturing the farmer about his speed. He did his best to make the farmer uncomfortable but eventually got around to writing the ticket.

As he wrote he had to swat at several flies that were buzzing around his head.

"Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?" asked the farmer.

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and looked up. "Well yeah, if that's what they are" he said. "I never heard of circle flies before though."

"Oh, they are pretty common on farms" said the farmer. "We call them circle flies because they are always circling the back end of a horse."

"I see" the trooper said as he continued writing the ticket. All of a sudden he stopped and looked at the farmer. "Hey...wait a minute; are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

"Oh no officer" said the farmer. "I have far too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

"Well that's a good thing" said the trooper as he resumed writing the ticket.

After a long pause the farmer continued, "Hard to fool them flies though."

Why was I sitting in the Landing Strip listening to a want to be stand up comic? I was there more for the booze than the entertainment. That and it was the place where Darnell usually hung out. I wanted to see Darnell in an informal setting.

I thought back to the first time six years ago when I did this same

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